Joy of Joys — Yesterday Morning, I Awoke to a Half-Purple Scrotum

Other than that, my recent visit to my brother in Florida left me with the best of memories

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I will recover.

The doctor promised me.

Yep, the day will come when my scrotum will return to its normal healthy color (did I just put that in writing? Talk about being vulnerable.)

I bet you’re chomping at the bit to know what this article is all about.

Without further adieu …

This article is about a massive hematoma on my thigh I incurred on my 5-day visit to my brother that just yesterday spread to a most intimate part of my body, but I didn’t allow the injury to get in the way of having a terrific time, all I hoped it would be.

I imagine you asking:

Dear Art, how did you incur that massive hematoma?

Short answer:

By being stupid and stubborn

Long answer:

Here’s the story. I’ll try not to make it too long.

I got the injury from falling on my hip when attempting to return a tennis shot when playing against my sister-in-law last Saturday morning.